Geek Joke

A classmate sent this...
There was this maths major guy who got so obsessed with calculus that he went around saying "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you." In the morning when his mum woke him he said "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and his mum got irritated. When he entered the bus, he told the bus driver "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you." The driver didn't let him in. At school he told his TA "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and she faile him. At the bar he told the bartender "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and the bartender poured the alcohol on this guy's head. He told his girlfriend "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and she kicked him you know where. This process went on and on and everyone got tired of it. So they decided to put him in a mental asylum. the doctor, who came to check him, heard the same thing "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and wenta lil insane himself. The inmates started complaining when they heard "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and wrote a petition to put this guy in an isloated cell. Finally he was put in a cell with another extreme lunatic. This guy kept saying "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" morning evening and night but the other guy didn't budge. Finally this guy got irritated and asked "Doesnt it irritate you when I say "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you??" So the second guy replied "I am e^x."