## Monday, December 12, 2005

### Geek Joke

A classmate sent this...
There was this maths major guy who got so obsessed with calculus that he went around saying "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you." In the morning when his mum woke him he said "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and his mum got irritated. When he entered the bus, he told the bus driver "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you." The driver didn't let him in. At school he told his TA "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and she faile him. At the bar he told the bartender "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and the bartender poured the alcohol on this guy's head. He told his girlfriend "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and she kicked him you know where. This process went on and on and everyone got tired of it. So they decided to put him in a mental asylum. the doctor, who came to check him, heard the same thing "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and wenta lil insane himself. The inmates started complaining when they heard "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" and wrote a petition to put this guy in an isloated cell. Finally he was put in a cell with another extreme lunatic. This guy kept saying "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you" morning evening and night but the other guy didn't budge. Finally this guy got irritated and asked "Doesnt it irritate you when I say "I will integrate you, I will differentiate you??" So the second guy replied "I am e^x."

Anonymous said...

LOL

GB :)

Sheks said...

:) he he he!good one.

Neodawn said...

This was a joke I first heard from my Maths Tution Teacher, Mr. K.S.Ramchandran.

I was a student of his during 11th and 12th, while I was preparing for the IIT Entrance Exam. He did not even have a board to teach maths. He just spoke all the equations and steps involved from his mind, no matter how complex the problem was. Lesser mortals like me used notebooks. Also, he sculpted problems of his own for the tests he conducted.

He had a strong sense of humour.

Nostalgic Memories...Thanks for making me remember of him.

Nina said...

GB, sheks: glad u liked it :) (as if i wrote it!)
neodawn: You're welcome :)