I've been feeling its presence for the past few days. There have been signs. There have been portents, warnings. Noises heard, a brushing past face felt*, a glimpse caught in the dark, and the sinister one's identity speculated over, daytime searches met with frustration. But now I know, all has been revealed to me- I am enlightened.
It's a rat. And not the squirrel that had visited my room a few days ago. No idea where it came from, my house is a cockroach, mosquito and rat- free zone! How to get it out now? I do not wish to share my room with a rodent. Neither do I wish to be bitten, and as a result acquire all manner of deadly diseases like plague, typhus etc., etc.
And here's where I drop all pretense of composure- I'm freaking out, HAAAAAAALP!!
*EWWWW! But certainly better than waking up to find a stray cat on your stomach, like my friend D did once, during our hostel days. I'm sure you agree.
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If its just a rat dont worry they dont usually bite people unless they are very hungry. Just buy a rat poison which you can get in most "Nadar" shops and leave a few pieces in strategic places. Wash hands well after touching this poison. Remember not to eat these in case u fell hungry in the night and your fridge is empty. The instructions for such emergencies and antidote are given on the " backside' of the packet! So dont throw away the packet! Ok?
I Know :) I was trying to poke fun at myself there, doesn't look like I've succeeded very well! It appears to have gone away now, though. I hope I don't find my books and wires chewed right through when I return from vacation!
LOL
that was hilarious- both the rat on the mat story, and the reminder of the cat on D :->
i guess this means you can't leave your food on your bed any more!
:) hey varsh! rat's gone away now, so i can leave my food where i please heh heh
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