Return it now, I say- one week is plenty of time to read it, you hog. Stop hoarding! I'd like to a)borrow this one and return what I've got in a single trip-I don't have a car, (probably) unlike you. b)finish reading it before March 9, when the movie releases. So be a good boy now, and get your ass down to the library at once!
Want to watch 300 on imax. The nearest theatre with imax is 10 miles away, and (predictably) inaccessible by public transport. But, but, but we think (we hope, we pray) that we may have found someone we can con into taking us. Please don't disappoint us, dudewithcar!