In my inbox today:
"This month’s student Alumni discount includes professionally-fitted teeth whitening trays and dentist quality whitening gel. A generous quantity has been delivered to university affiliates at a significant discount. A whiter smile (free from coffee, cigarette and food stains) has been proven to be important for job interviews and first impressions. These teeth whitening systems are exactly the same as used by dentists across the country. Please visit the website below and use the unique gift code to receive your discount."