Conversation between D (roomie) and A:
A: Male flies are more stupid than female flies.
D: Huh?
A: Yeah, of course- it's easier to kill them.
D (in disbelief): So every time you kill a fly you examine its genitals?
A (in all seriousness): Er, aren't male flies mosquitoes?
D: ...
A goes to Harvard Business school. He's going to work for McKenzie, with an annual salary of $150,000.
Now you know what it takes.
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27 comments:
*sigh*
Such is life.
Young thos" Hi,good of you to drop by!
Yes indeed, such is life.
Frankly, I find this -- D (in disbelief): So every time you kill a fly you examine its genitals? -- rather more disturbing.
Is A from South India? He better not be.
Fry: Well how else do you respond?
Nah, he's not. He's marwari. We even had a conversation about him. Remember?
well, if laloo can become a minister, then anything could happen...
even bush could be osama for all we care!
ok, that's going too far.
whats wrong with laloo?
laloos the man, man.
Bwahahahahaha.
And then I came to the $150,000 part.
Boohoohoohoohoo.
Anon: Well, what A said is probably a 100 times more stupid than anything Laloo's ever said.
Laloo: Heh.
Samanth: Yes, that was my reaction too when I heard the story. There is absolutely no justice in this world :(
Jeez, you're as bad as D. You don't need to look for genitals! Come AWN! I mean, like, eeeveryone knows that female flies have boobs! Like, DUH!
booby flies fly lower.
Pix & Eye::D Now why did I not think of that?
bee..cause..you have eyes only for the manly ones?
Shit, this be turning into insect porn. I wonder if there's a market for this. Hmm...
i was thinking the same thing..this is almost Woody Allen-esque.
and can rope in the bee man from the Simpsons.
Fry & Pix: God, you two! Insect porn I believe. Chee.
i think it has potential.
pfft.
The nano age has truly dawned. Give way, non-believers!
gives new meaning to 'bring your own microscope' donnit?
you know, eye..your head structure and spiny hair could allow you to be cast as a double for certain panoramic shots..
Fry: Nano age?! And I believe your scalp has come under attact, are you going to defend it...?
Pix: Er, what panoramic shots are you talking about?
not too panoramic..such that one can't see anything.
it's all relative.
Pix: Spiny hair be thing of past. Have long luxuriant tresses now. Which leaves your own sleek Phasmidaeish demeanour to be considered by dem invertibrate hentai-types.
Really, though, why do these deeply intellectual exchanges always descend into ugly insult-barrages? Why can't we all just get along? *Slowly shakes head in sadness as all hope for a gentler humanity exits consciousness without so much as a backward glance*
oh really? we must meet sometime then.
looks fine on your brother..but you..hmmmm.
definitely hmmm.
and, what insults? porn is an insult to you? ultimate vindication of your hairy manhood is what it is.
Pix: I've been telling fry he'll look horrible, but he doesn't believe me. Good, I've got support now. Heh.
Fry: Ha ha, see, even Pix has doubts w.r.t. your long hair. And you were supposed to have sent me pictures
Nina and Pix: All the right people like it the way it is. So there. (Booyah, etc.)
veeee vaaaant pooooof!!
Fry: And who are these right people? Everyone who thinks you look good with long hair? And I agree with pix- we'd like some proof :P
One of the best I've read!! Hilarious!! Both the post and the comments!!
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