Conversation between D (roomie) and A:
A: Male flies are more stupid than female flies.
A: Yeah, of course- it's easier to kill them.
D (in disbelief): So every time you kill a fly you examine its genitals?
A (in all seriousness): Er, aren't male flies mosquitoes?
A goes to Harvard Business school. He's going to work for McKenzie, with an annual salary of $150,000.
Now you know what it takes.